Last updated: April 2026
This Cookie Policy explains how They Sell WHAT?! ("we," "us," or "our") uses cookies and similar technologies when you visit our website. We believe in keeping things simple, so we'll keep this as painless as possible.
Cookies are small text files stored on your device when you visit a website. They help the site remember things about your visit — like your preferences — so you don't have to repeat yourself every time.
We keep it minimal. We only use cookies that are strictly necessary for the site to function properly. Here's what we use:
That's it. We do not use tracking cookies, advertising cookies, analytics cookies, or any third-party cookies that follow you around the internet.
The only kind of cookies we're interested in is chocalate chip
We are not interested in tracking your behavior across the web. We don't use Google Analytics, Facebook Pixel, or any other advertising or behavioral tracking technologies. You can browse our bizarre product catalog in peace.
You can control and/or delete cookies at any time through your browser settings. Most browsers allow you to refuse cookies or delete existing ones. If you clear your localStorage data, you may see our cookie notice banner again the next time you visit — that's normal.
We may update this Cookie Policy occasionally. Any changes will be posted on this page with an updated date. We recommend checking back if you're curious, though we promise not to do anything sneaky.
Have questions about our cookie practices? We'd love to hear from you — almost as much as we'd love to hear about weird products you've found. Drop us a line at admin@theysellwhat.com.