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Privacy Policy

Last updated: April 2026

At They Sell WHAT?!, your privacy matters to us. This Privacy Policy explains what information we collect (spoiler: very little), how we use it, and your rights regarding that information.

Information We Collect

We collect minimal information. Specifically:

Browser localStorage data — We store a small preference flag locally in your browser to remember whether you've dismissed our cookie notice. This never leaves your device and is not transmitted to us.
Server logs — Like most websites, our hosting provider may automatically log basic technical data such as your IP address, browser type, pages visited, and timestamps. This is standard practice and is used solely for security and uptime monitoring, not for tracking individuals.

Information We Do NOT Collect

We do not collect, store, or process any of the following:

Your name, email address, or any contact information
Payment or financial information (we don't sell products directly)
Behavioral or cross-site tracking data
Location data beyond what your IP address may imply
Data from social media platforms
We have no interest in any part of your kinky private life, weirdo

Third-Party Links

Our site contains links to third-party retailers (primarily Amazon) via our affiliate program. When you click an "I Need This" button and visit those sites, you are subject to their privacy policies. We encourage you to review the privacy policies of any site you visit. We have no control over, and assume no responsibility for, the content or privacy practices of those sites.

Affiliate Links

We participate in the Amazon Associates program. Clicking product links may result in us earning a small commission on qualifying purchases. This does not affect the price you pay, and we do not receive any personal data about your purchases from Amazon.

Children's Privacy

Our site is intended for general audiences and is not directed at children under 13. We do not knowingly collect any personal information from children.

Changes to This Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. Updates will be posted on this page with a revised date. Continued use of the site after any changes constitutes your acceptance of the updated policy.

Contact Us

If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact us at admin@theysellwhat.com. We promise to respond promptly and without sending you weird product recommendations. Probably.